Category: Patreon ONLY


The newest toy from Mr Blank Toys is everyone’s favorite cat with a bad attitude! The grumpiest of them all, especially on Mondays… Introducing: GARFIEL…. Oh wait, I was wrong, it’s that other grumpy feline that was all meme famous for awhile there! Oh poor, GRUMPFIELD!!! I was always a huge fan of Garfield as […]

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NEW TOY RELEASE! (members only)

CHEWIE ROLO released Friday the 13th! That’s right, I am putting out the Chewie Rolo figure on Friday the 13th! But because you are a Blank Cult Member (thanks Robbie, you’re the first one!) I am giving you first dibs! If you would like a copy of the new Chewie Rolo, just let me know […]

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